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流浪的人 发表于 2004-4-9 10:11 PM

女孩和神父的对话 （超强）！

Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, that"s what he did.
Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

大家能看懂就行了~~千万别翻译出来~

都变啦 发表于 2004-4-10 06:36 PM

gosh! lol~~~   sow the wind and reap the whirlwind(恶有恶报)  but it is unfair to that poor girl~~

OWEN 发表于 2004-4-11 01:23 AM

Hey,man!What are you thinking about?This is right divine besmirch!

都变啦 发表于 2004-4-17 04:22 PM

oh,well~~  u r too damn right! =s04

飞侠虫子 发表于 2004-4-24 12:19 PM

是有点黄色的笑话吗！！！！！！？

都变啦 发表于 2004-4-25 03:07 PM

a little bit,i think

流浪的人 发表于 2004-4-29 02:07 PM

实在看不懂的话去翻字典吧~~找出几个关键词就行了~~

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