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女孩和神父的对话 (超强)!

Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: That"s no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, that"s what he did.
Preacher: That"s still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that"s what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, that"s still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

大家能看懂就行了~~千万别翻译出来~

实在看不懂的话去翻字典吧~~找出几个关键词就行了~~

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a little bit,i think

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是有点黄色的笑话吗!!!!!!?
口头禅:你丫这是嫉妒!嘿嘿~~~!·#¥%

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oh,well~~  u r too damn right!

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Hey,man!What are you thinking about?This is right divine besmirch!

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gosh! lol~~~   sow the wind and reap the whirlwind(恶有恶报)  but it is unfair to that poor girl~~

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